I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I need something that says "I'm gay sometimes but I feel scorned by my straight, non-committal lover, so I'm here to get drunk and make out, and possibly end up in a bathroom with someone who's name I won't remember tomorrow"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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