Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
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