I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
yea man just watch out- theres a shitload of broken glass in your bed
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Just stole a goat. Bringing it to your house to cock block. Blame the goat not me.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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