just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i think i have herpe
just one?
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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