So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
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