I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
there's no food at this bar, but i'm pretty sure vodka is made of wheat so i'm basically drinking bread.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
this dude, we had a connection. he kept smiling at me. it's like he knew i was gonna facebook stalk the fuck out of him
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
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