I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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