Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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