So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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