Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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