so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
yeah well we're currently on the phone and she's telling me about how much she misses me and all this shit and i muted myself and i'm watching porn.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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