Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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