The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
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