I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
its not stalking. its research.
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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