It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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