is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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