so Brent and I ordered you a drink then realized you don't live here. I drank it.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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