I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
