Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
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