I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
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