how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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