My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
i out mim tonsoeep
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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