This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
the best part was when he threw his debit card on the table, looked at everyone and said "turn this into pizza!" It felt like a scene in a 'coming of age' teen comedy.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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