Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Funny how often beer equates to second degree burns on some portion of my body.
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
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