Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I just woke up and i'm wearing a cape and it says sup slut on my ass
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
ALWAYS CAPS LOCK. IS THERE EVER A SITUATION THAT DOES NOT CALL FOR CAPS LOCK? NO.
Sexting? Sexting in caps lock seems rather unnerving.
I WANT YOUR BODY AND I WANT IT NOW.
I rest my case.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
She puked on the floor because she said she really liked to clean.
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