what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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