Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
The good news is that I can 100% reassure you that you did not get knocked up by some creepy Italian dude named Sal Manella last night.
The bad news is that you will never know the name of the guy who may have gotten you pregnant last night because he clearly gave you a fake name, sweetie.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
Something about getting whistled at in my work clothes while crossing the street with three Nuvarings in my back pocket feels wrong.
They want yo temporarily sterile ass.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I am never drinking with the goths again.
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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