loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's not a walk of shame if you run
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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