just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
I can't find my keys and there's a hotdog in my purse.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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