i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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