Midget sex pt 2 tonight
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Why did I wake up with condoms on all my fingers?
Considering the girl you hooked up with, I'd be concerned about not having one on your penis.
At the funeral we'll say nice things, like "She was delightfully extreme, psychotically wonderful, and could probably drink all you fuckers under the table."
That's literally the perfect eulogy
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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