but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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