I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I think I just shit out all my problems.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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