You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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