I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
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