I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
She's trying to feed the TV fried rice and screaming "FRIED RICE AND TEARS". Please bring me more booze.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
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