Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
You invented a drink at the bar and named it Boner Soup. It was like an even trashier version of a long island iced tea
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
Randomize
