You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
loyola was giving a tour this morning and they all saw me in a half ripped off toga throwing up over the side of the dorm stairs
you don't even go to loyola anymore
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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