so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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