Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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