quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
He tried to kiss me in the middle of hooking up... it was a deal breaker. I got off him and left.
So making out with chicks at the bar is fine and dandy, but your booty call can't kiss you? You have the strangest fucking rules...
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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