He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Do you remember anything yesterday that led to needing a cup of couscous in my closet?
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
