We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I'm having a staring contest with a raccoon.
Where the hell are you
He's winning.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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