i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
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