i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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