That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Randomize
