i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Woke up with a migrane, threw up blood, then my headache went away. I'm going to convince myself that it was just a bad batch of blood so I can drink again tonight
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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