Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I woke up with $100 in my pocket and I was so excited until I found an atm receipt for a $500 withdrawal. Not as exciting.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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