And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
He just kept going down on me. And he was all like, do you mind? No motha fucka, who would? All of his ex's, apparently. Whatever, he's a gem and I'm keeping him.
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