All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I faked it too. I just spit on your bed.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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