I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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