Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
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