Have you finally orgasmed yet?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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